Tips for Later Life

Being a therapist who often provides sex therapy, this story absolutely cracks me up. It just shows that it is good to check out what we see and hear. (My apologies to those readers who will find this to be a scandalous tale).

The husband leans over and asked his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 yrs ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.

"Yes, she said, "I remember it very well."

"Ok," he said, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two seniors having sex against a fence. I'll keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."

So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.The woman lifts her skirt and the man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for ten minutes while both are making loud noises and screaming. Finally, they collapse, panting, on the ground.The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and later years that he didn't know.

After about twenty minutes of lying on the ground recovering, the couple struggle to their feet and pull their clothes back around them properly. The policeman is still watching and think to himself, "This is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is."

So as the elderly couple walks by him, he says to them, "Forgive me for noticing, but I saw what happened over there against the fence, and that was something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence!"