While I was in Puerto Rico, I ended up having to grade papers for a couple days so I could get my grades turned in on time. As I was reading a paper for my child abuse and family violence course, I came across this gem that cracked me up:
"Doing the web search for news items about elderly persons who abuse children was difficult. I found an article that told about a man who was convicted for fondling his gentiles in front of a minor."
Imagine that!
