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I am truly annoyed. Today I checked my former employment email account, only to find a TON of unsolicited nonsense ads. Here are some of them:

Eat More, Exercise Less, and Still Lose Weight!

Make Her Worship You!!

Feel Young Again!

Clearance Blowout! 30% Off 100s of Items!

Get Fit With Hollywood's Fitness Guru!

Experience Impossible Healing in Only 10 Days!

Of course, there are the seamy ads that make me wonder about decency in this country:

Your Insatiable Man Will be Full of Pleasure

Take Part in a Sexual Marathon With Our Help

Then there are those ads that make no sense. Apparently, the authors of these think that sane people will be so filled with curiosity that they will click on the ad to see what it means (I hardly see how...):

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But perhaps the one that grinds my gears the most is this one:

Bye Bye Belly Fat!

As If I could forget I have belly fat.

It's all salesmanship, but it is intolerable.